Emotional Release Stations®

Erhart Verner, who played a key role in the human potential movement of the early 1970's, is back. Having seen more and more travelers in more and more stressful situations, Verner has established Emotional Release Stations® in major airport terminals around the world.

These stations offer travelers tranquil places where they can relax, unwind and release tension brought on by the stresses of travel.

Emotional Release Stations have closed environmental systems that circulate oxygen-enriched air, they are stocked with soothing teas and physio-cleansing fruit, and they are supported by personnel trained in serenity techniques. Emotional Release Stations are of particular value to those who have Gulliver's Complaint.

Airport terminal locations of Emotional Release Stations, can be found on the company's website. The typical cost of a one-hour visit to an Emotional Release Station is €65. Multiple-visit discount coupons are available from MicroPsych.comPlease contact sales@MicroPsych.com for to learn more.

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