Freak Me OutHow to Turn an Annoyance into a Crisis

Dr. Hans vonMuller
© MicroPsych Press 2012, 226 pages, €18.95

People often have trouble moving from simply being irritated to full-on psychotic breakdown. Now, thanks to the extensive research by Dr. Hans vonMuller and his colleagues at the University of Alktauck, anyone can agitate themselves into any condition of crisis from a "simple mess" to "total catastrophe."

If you have found it difficult to wind yourself up into a high state of agitation while those around you remain calm, then Freak Me Out: How to Turn an Annoyance into a Crisis is for you. By following the simple steps detailed by Dr. vonMuller, you can effortlessly achieve a state of complete delirium.


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